Reminder

Okay Pandas, we're going to try and get the official U.A.P.A t-shirts finished this week so everyone find an old t-shirt preferably white or black and we'll try to get you silk screened by friday. "Unofficial Anarchist Pandamonium Association" will go on the front and your Panda ID will go on the back. I would also like a panda design to go on the back if anyone can draw or find a panda picture we can reverse to silk screen that would be awesome. Any questions contact Jedi Panda. Thanks!!

1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back

*Global gym, everyone is lined up waiting for Teacher Panda to continue speaking*

Ringleader Panda: Okay everyone one thing we want to avoid is "popping the clutch"

*everyone giggles*

Blonde Panda: that sounds dirty...

*everyone laughs. Hysterically. Teacher Panda puts her head in her hands*

Ringleader Panda: Its ballroom dance there will be some innuendos...

Random Boy: I LOVE this class

Ringleader Panda: great...

Different Random Boy: Will they all be this dirty?

Caesar Panda: probably...

*Ringleader Panda tries agian*

Ringleader Panda: As I was saying "popping the clutch" is something you don't want to do...

Random Guy: I'm sure...

*everyone cracks up*

Ringleader Panda: *sigh*

Introducing....

Introducing the newest members of the Unofficial Anarchist Pandamonium Association

Caesar Panda
Schwa Panda
Boxing Panda

Welcome to the Pandamonium guys.... psycho loves company.

Australia

Jedi Panda: Hey Blonde Panda lets go to Australia!

Blonde Panda :Okay!!!

Jedi Panda :Cool I'll steal the Jeep and pick you up at 8...

Blonde Panda: We can drive to Australia right? Its under Mexico!!!

Ringleader Panda:SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

Decapitated Football and Prepositions

Ninja Panda: Hey Jedi Panda, what are we going to do today?

Jedi Panda: Lets play football with Teacher Panda's head!!!

*points to decapitated paper mache version of Teacher Panda*

Ninja Panda: OKAY!!!

Ringleader Panda: What are you guys doing?

Jedi Panda: We're going to play football in the hall with your head!!!

Ringleader Panda: What?

*Ninja Panda and Jedi Panda grab head and run out the door whooping*

Jedi Panda: TOUCHDOWN!!!

Ninja Panda: We dented Teacher Panda's Head..."

Jedi Panda: Oops...




*Some time later*

Jedi Panda: Ringleader Panda!!! Why are you crying?!?!?

Ringleader Panda: I had to end this sentence with a preposition!!!!


We worry about Ringleader Panda sometimes....

Don't Send Me To The Counsler!

Jedi Panda: Ringleader Panda, If I do this assignment will you promise not to send me to the counsler?]

Ringleader Panda:Uhhhhhhhhh Okay do the assingment and I promise I won't send you to the counsler. But Jedi Panda every panel can't have blood....

'Jedi Panda:OKAY!!!

*skips off*

*later*

Jedi Panda:Look Teacher Panda! No blood yet!

Ringleader Panda: Good job Jedi Panda!

Jedi Panda: Do I get a cookie?

The Unoffical Anarchist Pandamonium Association

We have this amazing teacher at our school. She's funny and compassionate, has killer dance moves and knows everything. We have the BEST time in her class but the real action happens before and after school where we all gather to disscuss the events of the day. At least thats the way it starts. Then someone attacks someone else with a stapler (guilty :O) and we play football with the decapitated head and debate vampires. Our teacher has this thing for pandas so I messed around with some words until I came up with the phrase "Panda-Monium" Our afternoons consist of laughter and love, chaos and pandemonium and we wouldn't have it any other way. This blog is the record of the Unoffical Anarchist Pandamonium Association, where our motto is simply put: "Come back alive"